Pop's reigning queen of breakups who thinks she's got politics all figured out. If she can't even pick a boyfriend without it turning into a chart-topping heartbreak anthem, why would we trust her to pick a president?

Once a big star, Sean's career now seems to revolve around shaking his fist at Trump and telling everyone he's still relevant. You'd think he'd stick to acting, but apparently Hollywood wasn't enough of a "humanitarian crisis" for him.

Once America's lovable movie dad, now he's known more for some less than flattering internet conspiracy theories. His reputation these days has a few questionable plot twists of its own. Maybe stick to pretending to be the good guy, Tom.

The outspoken View host who hasn't seen a hit movie since the 80s. But don't worry — Whoopi's still here to let us all know her thoughts on Trump, whether we asked for them or not.

Known only for his Trump impression, Alec's critique took a backseat after that shooting incident. Guess he learned that some controversies are better left on Saturday Night Live than on set.

MSNBC's favorite Trump critic, who spends every night convincing herself—and her audience—that the next big Trump scandal is just around the corner. Her viewers tune in for the drama, even if they're starting to realize it's mostly Rachel who's "unhinged".

Bobby's been whining about Trump for years, calling him "nuts," probably to distract from his career choices after Meet the Fockers.

She's been comparing Trump to Hitler, which is funny because The Sarah Silverman Program never quite reached those levels of success.

Kathy's been hating on Trump ever since her "beheading" stunt, because nothing says "I'm relevant" like pretending to decapitate a sitting president.

Jamie's been lecturing us about Trump's "dangerous" policies from her comfy Hollywood mansion. Guess her years of slashing up horror villains have given her all the political insight we need.

Captain America couldn't handle Trump shaking hands with Putin. Irony is, Evans plays a superhero but thinks shaking hands might be the real-world equivalent of supervillainy.

Clearly knows more about climate science than NASA and Trump combined. Her advice? Buy a thermometer (and apparently stick it somewhere) to learn about global warming. Very educational.

She's outraged that Trump limited transgender military service. Apparently believes she's America's top military strategist and didn't get the Pentagon's memo.

Gaga thinks Trump's military ideas hurt mental health. But nothing's worse for your mental health than wearing a meat dress in public.

Wilde says Trump is a "dishonest pig," which, coming from someone who makes a living pretending to be someone else, is rich.

Spends his late nights pretending to be the country's conscience. Made a big show of donating to charities just because Trump wouldn't like it. The world's smallest violin, please.

Miranda's poetic take on Trump's presidency is full of Hamilton references—clearly, he believes Broadway solves everything.

Ruffalo's always mad at Trump, probably because his Hulk isn't the president yet. Too bad acting's his best "superpower".

He's convinced Trump's a racist, but then again, this is the guy who wrote a song called All of Me. Guess he thinks he knows everything.

Babs thinks Trump is a liar, but I guess when you've been rewriting your own career history for decades, who's keeping track?

Meryl's still upset that Trump mocked her, probably because the real crime is her losing out on an Oscar to someone who wasn't pretending.

Teigen's Twitter feuds with Trump are legendary. Guess if you can't sing, you've got to get your drama somewhere.

Tried watching Trump's State of the Union but tapped out for "healthier" tunes, because, you know, listening to pop songs on her yacht is the real "sacrifice".

Fallon's making amends for his hair-ruffling incident by donating to Trump-hated causes. Maybe he should stick to the jokes that don't involve moral high grounds.

Black thinks Trump is a big child, which is funny since his most recent role was as a literal schoolteacher. Guess we know who's acting childish now.

Compared Trump to Mussolini. Yes, because nothing says "objective perspective" like an actor confusing movie villains with real life.

Rosie's been throwing tantrums at Trump for years, calling him a "con man" and "mentally unstable." Guess she forgot how The Rosie O'Donnell Show tanked, so now she's stuck yelling at Trump for attention.